The Roasting of Mr. Larsen at his 30th Season with the SWFSO Anniversary Dinner
February 27, 2013
By Victor Frumoff and Jillian Larson
Victor: We have both had the pleasure of knowing Mr. Larsen for about 5 years, and one thing we have learned
without a doubt is-
Jillian: He has no idea what he is talking about!
V: Come’on Jill, he has taught us a lot!
J: If by that you mean how to be a radical and to dissent on my government then yes, I learned a lot.
V: Well it's not all political, what about all those great gardening tips? And he really knows how to get the most out of
a car. Did you know his Honda has-
J&V in unison: 200,000 MILES!!
J: But ask the man one little thing about repertoire or a piccolo fingering and suddenly it's "Let me ask Mrs. Larsen !"
V: Yeah, speaking of which, did you notice who's not here tonight?
J: I know! Because she has a performance tonight. Someone needs to put food on the table.
V: Well, he is a democrat.
J: Truth? ... I voted for Romney. - And hey! "Jill Larson, Bill Larsen," do you know how many times people think I'm
his daughter, or his wife?
V: Really?
J: Yeah. There's one more reason I thank God I'm gay!
V: Another weird thing, what's up with that wooden flute?
J: Oh you mean his disease?
V: Disease?
J: Yes! Look at you! (Victor has a wooden head joint on his flute).
V: Oh God! It's contagious!
J: I hope that's the only thing.
V: All this talk about wooden flutes, gardening, and liberalism makes me think he really is kind of a hippie.
J: If by hippie you mean a senile degenerating old man, than sure, yeah, he's a hippie.
V: Yeah, he tends to repeat himself. If I have to hear about his severe (word deleted to protect the innocent) allergy
one more time ...
J: And those Diagrams! Sometimes I think he draws stuff just because he's forgotten how to use words.
("Impression")
V: Which never seems to be a problem if you have ever listened to one of his voicemails.
The rest of Victor and Jillian’s roasting of Mr. Larsen was ad libbed. It was the highlight of the evening.
without a doubt is-
Jillian: He has no idea what he is talking about!
V: Come’on Jill, he has taught us a lot!
J: If by that you mean how to be a radical and to dissent on my government then yes, I learned a lot.
V: Well it's not all political, what about all those great gardening tips? And he really knows how to get the most out of
a car. Did you know his Honda has-
J&V in unison: 200,000 MILES!!
J: But ask the man one little thing about repertoire or a piccolo fingering and suddenly it's "Let me ask Mrs. Larsen !"
V: Yeah, speaking of which, did you notice who's not here tonight?
J: I know! Because she has a performance tonight. Someone needs to put food on the table.
V: Well, he is a democrat.
J: Truth? ... I voted for Romney. - And hey! "Jill Larson, Bill Larsen," do you know how many times people think I'm
his daughter, or his wife?
V: Really?
J: Yeah. There's one more reason I thank God I'm gay!
V: Another weird thing, what's up with that wooden flute?
J: Oh you mean his disease?
V: Disease?
J: Yes! Look at you! (Victor has a wooden head joint on his flute).
V: Oh God! It's contagious!
J: I hope that's the only thing.
V: All this talk about wooden flutes, gardening, and liberalism makes me think he really is kind of a hippie.
J: If by hippie you mean a senile degenerating old man, than sure, yeah, he's a hippie.
V: Yeah, he tends to repeat himself. If I have to hear about his severe (word deleted to protect the innocent) allergy
one more time ...
J: And those Diagrams! Sometimes I think he draws stuff just because he's forgotten how to use words.
("Impression")
V: Which never seems to be a problem if you have ever listened to one of his voicemails.
The rest of Victor and Jillian’s roasting of Mr. Larsen was ad libbed. It was the highlight of the evening.
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